A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.
Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.
by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009
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A Fat Pilsbury Chick with ho tendencies. The type of woman that will have a piece of Cake in her hand and be on top on her male counterpart.
Look at that chick eating up all that food at the all you can eat bar......shes such a Ho Cake
by NY Minute September 12, 2004
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A crazy word that a MANIAC made up because he is SO jealous that the word HALLEJUICE was invented before this fugly word, HO-CAKES, which neab bryon.
what us a ho-cakes? bryon! because HE made it.
by Bryon phsyco Alston November 9, 2005
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When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.
Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?
by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017
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