A poor hand job (HJ) often bootleg in nature such as in a closet or while other people are in the room. Decreases the odds of orgasm and may lead to blue balls and or bleeding.
Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.
The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
"She give me a sloppy HJ"
"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."
"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"
"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."
"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"
by AK!!! October 27, 2007
by PuffiiCrazii January 23, 2011
When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
by Luke R. April 11, 2008
When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.
Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
by deucebiggss February 22, 2014
man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.
by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009
The act of giving a hand job and blow job at the same time. To use both your mouth and hands at the same time to pleasure a man's penis.
He really enjoys an HJ BJ combo
by adp7234 November 12, 2010
The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.
Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.
by bluejayxcCampy February 19, 2009