Top Definition
A poor hand job (HJ) often bootleg in nature such as in a closet or while other people are in the room. Decreases the odds of orgasm and may lead to blue balls and or bleeding.

Something you wish was skipped and went straight to giving brain.

The lowest form in the hierarchy of the hookup.
"She give me a sloppy HJ"

"Yeah man I went to this party and this girl gave me a sloppy HJ under the poker table."

"We were hookin up and all I got was a sloppy HJ. WTF? Get down bitch"

by AK!!! October 27, 2007
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