History

1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.

1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*

by Rohan January 22, 2004

History

They say the purpose of learning history is to learn from mistakes, I just wonder when they will.

Random guy: What have you learnt about the history of hispanic caused violence in Mexico?
Other guy: like in the 15th century or now?
Random guy: Either one I guess

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

History

The most useless subject in the world.

History sucks ass, dude.

by CookingDevice December 14, 2007

History

The boring subject we all learn in school.

The past time of our age

Len: Awww dang! History is our next class

Caryl: YAHOO! Another class to take a long relaxing nap in

Len: *Thinking*(yeah....why does caryl need to learn it if he's gonna end up working in McDonalds anyway)

Caryl: *Thinking*(hmmmm i wonder if History is related to life.....Len needs to get more sleep anyway)

by Pinacolada June 6, 2007

History

The worst school subject every created.

Baje:Hey D-rad you ready for our stupid history class.
D-rad:nope.

by dman6493 February 3, 2009

browser history

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete

by Asdfefwhefhwe January 18, 2014

Horrible Histories

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.

Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!

by Lod. November 8, 2011