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hipster tan 

much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"

"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
hipster tan by jeffery lucille July 10, 2009

hipsterantes 

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.
The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.
Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."
Hipsterstandable by Charlotti November 27, 2012

hipstertaku 

A combination of both a hipster and an otaku. Someone who not only enjoys anime a bit too much, but prides themselves on only watching obscure anime with the original Japanese audio and subtitles. Hipstertakus criticize those who are into more "mainstream" dubbed anime such as Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Naruto, and Death Note.
Regular anime fan: "I wonder why there was never a Saiyan named after the potato. Potatoes are vegetables."
Hipstertaku: "If you were a TRUE anime fan, you would know that there was in fact a Saiyan named Totepo in the original Japanese version. But what true anime fan watches DBZ anyway? It's too mainstream. Tsukihime and Bokurano ftw!"
hipstertaku by Kitsuhime November 16, 2011

Hipsterant 

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.
Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn
Hipsterant by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
Hipsterland by Mikanos April 12, 2011