A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.
Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.
INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
by SocialNeko April 18, 2015
by Randomblackguy September 7, 2013
A person fantasizing that all the trendy things they do are average and everything everyone else does is below that.
Hipster: Gosh, mainstreamers are like, tres uncool.
Anyone else: I seek happiness, as opposed to elitism.
Hipster: *scoff*
Anyone else: I seek happiness, as opposed to elitism.
Hipster: *scoff*
by SuperDuperGuy June 28, 2012
They're suposedly the hippies of the XXI century with the difference that they don't have any strong ideology nor they have caused any relevant social movement. In theory, hipsters despise anything mainstream despite the fact that they're huge fans of Apple products and wear Vans shoes and clothes from Urban Outfitters and American Apparel. Hipsters are the kind of people that say poser seudo-intellectual phrases like "I liked Arcade Fire before they were famous".
Person 1: I'm a huge fan of Quentin Tarantino.
Hipster: I used to like him until he became mainstream.
Hipster: I used to like him until he became mainstream.
by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012
by 2pac's ghost December 5, 2011
A young self-absorbed cunt of the upper-middle class who thinks they're better than everyone else just because of how "unique" or "original" they seem to think they are. They steer away from anything that is considered 'mainstream', in an effort to make themselves and others believe that they are different from the vast majority of society. These cunts are not to be confused with Indie kids, because Hipsters actually TRY (very hard) to be like them. They detest the word Hipster and of course, that being said, hate to be labelled as one. Ironically, a typical hipster hates on other hipsters as they believe their "uniqueness" (or actually "Hipster-ness") has spread, thus fearing that they are now part of the mainstream class. They can be fun to be friends with, but a pain-in-the-neck to be enemies with. All-in-all, a Hipster is a pretentious & snobbish douche-bag.
Normal person: I love Vans, they look pretty cool.
Hipster: Um... I knew about Vans like ages ago.
Normal person: Your point?
Hipster: Vans are so mainstream now. Everyone wears them.
Normal person: Lol, pfft hipster.
Hipster: Um... I knew about Vans like ages ago.
Normal person: Your point?
Hipster: Vans are so mainstream now. Everyone wears them.
Normal person: Lol, pfft hipster.
by shitakimushrooms182 October 12, 2011
someone who is not a fipster (faux-hipster), and doesn't have to try to be who they are unlike fipsters. they tend to listen to indie music but actually know about the band, and be knowledgeable about art and/or books instead of pretending to be. they don't realize that they are hipsters at times unless it is pointed out to them.
random kid one: you are such a hipster
random kid two: i am?
random kid one: yeah you are
random kid two: oh.
random kid two: i am?
random kid one: yeah you are
random kid two: oh.
by smackle June 28, 2009