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hippycrite 

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.
Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!
hippycrite by Chris Walker October 29, 2004

hippycrite 

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.
James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!
hippycrite by wassonthen February 28, 2011

hippycrit 

a person that claims to be a 'hippy' (most often from guelph) but is rather in fact quite contrary to the oldschool definition of peace and love. Instead they tend to be terribly pretentious, condescending, snobbish, think they're the shit etc.

They also try to make it look as though they put no thought or effort whatsoever into picking their attire, but really they put as much if not moreso attention into NOT matching, (like hippies are expected to) or looking like they haven't applied themselves to the task of dress/hygeine.

Also, they love to hold style and co-ordination against those who have a little more security in their self and identity. But being put together doesn't make one shallow of course. Appreciation for line/seam/colour and putting them together as a form of self expression or fun, should not be deemed automatically synonymous with empty scenesterism - especially not by people who are just as much scenesters if not more so, just pretending they're not at all at all.

Unaccepting. Exclusive. Contrary to the term hippy - yet they sure as heck seem to think they are. Or would like so for the world to perceive them as such open harmonious things (this is not at all the case).

This term was derived by yusef. but i can't help but feel immensely it couldn't possibly be more appropriate to apply to what I had to grow up surrounded by in guelph.
see: guelph,ontario high school and a surprising amount of post highschool (a result of what happens if one stays in guelph too long, a life of hippycritism) kids.
hippycrit by post dated July 27, 2005

hippydipocrite 

(n). someone who acts like a hippy and likes to think they are a flower child, but really can't stand the lifestyle or keep up with the environmentalist attitude. A fake hippy.
Look at her, pretending to care about the earth while she wears her cheap factory clothes. What a hippydipocrite!

That hippydipocrite pretends to be a starving artist, just as long as someone pays her rent.
hippydipocrite by RobinJentry April 28, 2013

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A total bae, a god, the best instagram account to ever exist. If you don't follow them you aren't living a good life thats all I can say
"Bro did you see happybirthdaynicholas' post? They're so funny and cool!"

"Who tf is happybirthdaynicholas??"

"Get out homophobe"

Hippycrite 

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.
Al was just with us at the global warming march last week, why is he driving that Hummer now? He's such a hippycrite!
Hippycrite by RJ_Singleton June 13, 2007