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hillsong united 

a christian U2. the group is made up of many different songwriters and musicians. among them: brooke fraser (toured with john mayer) and michael guy chislett (the academy is...). more of a movement and less of a band, they continue to release both live and studio albums filled with heartfelt worship.
hillsong united by Greg Andrews March 17, 2008
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hillsong church 

A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.

Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!

Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.

Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.

Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!

Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
hillsong church by triggaz December 17, 2007
Of or relating to Hillson, including someone who goes to China, typically attending law school and wearing fuzzy sweaters lined with shearling. Asian.
Sometimes your friend will do something so inane that your only response is, "that's so Hillson".
hillson by Peregrin Tookie November 23, 2013

hillsing 

To stop being friends with someone or dislike them for absolutely no tangible reason whatsoever. Derived from the catty antics of The Hills Girls.

When the reason for the hate is given, the term hillsing can no longer be used for there is now a reason for the dislike. (So to hills, ignore said person till the issue snowballs to the point where if a confrontation ever happens, no one can be believed and claws will come out.)
Person 1 - That bitch is totally hillsing me. I haven't done anything to her.
Person 2 - Wow, how bitchy.

Person 3 - OMG! Lauren totally just Hillsed Heidi. And can you believe Brody did the same to Spencer?
Person 4 - Damn. If you care about this stuff, you have no life.
Person 5 - Did you hear? Aly got hillsed by Jess and now they are totally ignoring eachother. If they meet, i hope no one dies.
Person 4 - America these days...*Walks away in disgust*
hillsing by chrissyd May 14, 2008

hillsongish 

Worship music that is loud and energetic, but often means nothing.
"Did that song just say, 'Yay God, you should check my heaven blog'?"
"Yeah, thats totally hillsongish"

Hill$ong 

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hellsing)
Hill$ong is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
Hill$ong by Sir. B January 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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