When wanting desperately to commence
intercourse with a member of the
opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some
motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!
- Man, I'm so horny
right now i could even fuck Big Becky
over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know
I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.