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Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.
I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.
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hippobottomus 

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.
"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

hippobottomless 

A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.
Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?
hippobottomless by eidco January 12, 2007

Hippobottomass 

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!
Hippobottomass by affleck April 29, 2009

higginbottom 

the surname of the best people in existance!

they also have great taste in everything.
"hey look it's josh Higginbottom"
"oh yh it is"
"i love his surname"
"me too"
"i think it gives him a sence of being one of the best people in existance"
"yeah, i like his shoes"

Hippobottomass 

A large butt resembling that of a hippopotatumas
I could sit a glass on that great big hippobottomass
Hippobottomass by munty3000 May 15, 2013

Jennifer Higgenbottom 

the social irrelevant girl from jessie
emma; 'i dont care if ill be as socially irrelevant as jennifer higgenbottom'
jessie; 'who's jennifer higgenbottom?'
emma; 'exactly'