hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

Hipplechoad 

It's when a hippo has a baby with a fat dwarf hippo and the baby has a choad.

Me and ib-z found a hipplechoad on safari.

Hipplechoad by Connahwroey October 1, 2011

Pull A Hipple

To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.

Man, we got wasted last night and i watched Ryan pull a Hipple.

Pull A Hipple by Dr. P. Hunter August 27, 2008

Hipler 

n. 1. An uber, holier-than-thou hipster. 2. A snobby, know-it-all hipster whose snobbery is painful to all those around him.

Ian thinks Keith is such a Hipler when it comes to the Portland music scene.
Urban Dictionary is a total Hipler!

Hipler by The Crystal Bethod March 21, 2011

hiplet 

A beautiful girl of the hippie variety that typically frequents Allman Bros. shows and the occasional Phish show who freely bares all with no regard to her surroundings preferrably small tootsies and a halter top and free flowing nature print skirt.

Hey man check out that hiplet over there playing her vagina like a harpsichord to the tune of Soulshine at the Allman Bros show.

hiplet by DosedinDenmark March 7, 2009

hirple 

hirple = to walk with a limp.

Pronounced to rhyme with 'purple' thereby denouncing the myth that nothing rhymes with purple

Matthew (Matthew is one of my roleplay characters) hirpled over to Bob.

hirple by Walking Talking Dictionary May 11, 2007

hipple 

a hickey on a woman's nipple

Matt: what is that on Ellen's chest?

Nick: Just looks like a hipple to me.

hipple by HandsomeJohn April 3, 2009