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Locker Hockey

A sport invented (and soon to be played) in a small town in British Columbia, by a select group of grade 11 students (with nothing better to do). The game is played inside the halls of a two story school with the library on the first floor, and the lecture room on the top. The equipment needed is as follows: 40 hockey sticks, 41 blind folds, 2 volleyballs, 1 red bowling pin, 1 blue bowling pin, 39 red uniforms, 39 blue uniforms, 1 set of keys to all the rooms in the school, 1 CD of the song "Soccer Practice", 1 long ZapStrap, and 1 snake (can be a different kind every game). This game is played with the following people: 40 players, 2 referees, 1 person nobody likes, and 1 snake (yes the snake is playing). First the referees must lock one volleyball in the library, lock the other in the trap door of the lecture room, lock the bowling pins in separate rooms upstairs, play the song "Soccer Practice" over the PA system in a loop (it will last the whole game), place the all uniforms and the snake in the locker-room, blindfold all 40 players, and then blindfold the person nobody likes and ZapStrap his hands behind his back with the keys attached. The person nobody likes is set free to run and hide, while all 40 players position themselves at the front of the school. When the referees say "go" the players must make their way to the locker-room (which is located at the other end of the school (keeping in mind that all are blindfolded). Once making it to the locker-room they must then select a uniform at random (still blindfolded) while avoiding the snake. Once a uniform is put on, the player can remove their blindfold (finding out if they are on the red or blue team) at which point they are rewarded with a hockey stick by the referees. Once everyone has their hockey stick, the referees must leave the school. Players must find the person with the keys and beat them with the hockey sticks (or feet) in order to get the keys. If the person with the keys avoids capture for 1 day, he wins. Once the keys are taken, the library must then be opened and the volleyball found. The volleyball can only be hit using the hockey stick, or the haunches. The volleyball must be taken to the stairs (which are locked) and the door must be opened. The volleyball must be hit up the stairs to the top floor. The person with the volleyball must then find the room with the same coloured bowling pin as is his uniform. Once found the pin must be struck down with the volleyball. Once this is done the team of that colour wins. If no one wins for 2 days, the snake wins. After winning, the team can proceed to the lecture room at which point they partake in a 'minigame' of sorts. The lecture room is filled with at least 10 scantily clad women that have hidden the key to the trap door somewhere inside the lecture room. The person that resists seduction and finds the key can then open the trap door, find the volleyball, and exit the building with it. That person is now the champion of the winning team and can have all the women in the lecture room. If no one finds the key in 6 hours, the women win. While playing the game, players can tackle any player from the other team. They can also tackle the snake, but, if the snake gets hurt, everyone has lost.
"What to play Locker Hockey this weekend?", "What the hell is Locker Hockey?", "Awsome! Locker Hockey! Ya! Can I be ther person with the keys?"
Locker Hockey by -Alex- October 14, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026