Hinched 

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

hitched 

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

hitched by marcuss April 26, 2006

cross hitched 

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

cross hitched by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

hitched 

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

hitched by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

getting Hoched 

Being married to someone far less attractive than you could be married to, for whatever reason. See successful professional golfer Scott Hoch and his wife.

I just hit the powerball lottery. Life would be sweet if I wasn't getting Hoched in a couple of weeks.

getting Hoched by Sign boy July 26, 2006

Hichem 

Right. This guy is an absolute Boss

He's always looking out for his mates
And never disappoints,this guy is a real charmer and knows how to treat a lady, he doesn't care about what has happened in the past and is all about the future.
His dick is pretty big and uses it well

This guy is an all round legend
If he's your friend stick with him he'll always make you laugh and company you

Hichem is always chatting up girls

Hichem by Big boy steff February 14, 2017