Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink by Ulphy September 22, 2008

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Hesslink 

1. The former Admin password for a school in Camden, ME. 2. The side effect for depression drugs also called dripping nausea sindrome. 3. A rusty hammer. 4. The earwax on headphones.

Jason scraped the hesslink off the headphones before using them.

Hesslink by Billi January 25, 2005

Henselin 

code word for being a stoner. mostly used in small towns of canada. this word is only known by teens. you wish you were a Henselin.

henselin house

Henselin by mini jojo July 27, 2010