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A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.
Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD
by Ulphy September 28, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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