heskle 

a polite word to replace hell, a bit cooler than heck. sometimes can describe someone.

You find out you did a math problem wrong so you yell "What the heskle!"

heskle by justballin December 28, 2011

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) 

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.

In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) by Eric Fisher July 11, 2003

heckler 

a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.

The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass

heckler by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Heskey Rule 

The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.

Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"

Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010

heskel 

A young smart jacked ginger boy who excels at math. He loves his computer science class and like taking it in the butt. He will buy Juul pods for$50. Make sure it's mango!

Heskel if i give you the juul pods will you let me stick it in your butt?

heskel by gooz May 18, 2017

Hecklebreckel 

A total clusterfuck that very often makes you late

Sorry I’m late, total hecklebreckel right before I left

Hecklebreckel by Yep2121 April 8, 2019

Sander Gausvik Heskestad 

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is the inventor of philosophy, and is famous all around the world

Sander Gausvik Heskestad is our saviour

Sander Gausvik Heskestad by theflying_egg September 18, 2020