An extremely rare monster. Onajes lurk in corners and behind crowds waiting to use it's extreme stench to kill it's prey. Onajes are about the size of a standard 5th grader. This is a just the clever camouflage the onaje uses to disguise itself from human beings. You can tell when an onaje is is in your presence when a creature with the face of a rat tries to sell you it's dreadlocks. The only way to make an Onaje leave you presence is to bring up soap in some way. When an Onaje is touched with soap, it's skin starts to burn away like acid. This is currently the only way to get rid of an Onaje. There are only 2 or 3 Onajes living in North America. The most common kind of Onaje are currently controlled by HBC Holdings around the world.

An odd being that resides in your computer. It is the Computer Virus that never goes away. The Sir Gay Ho watches your every move and at night it stalks you on every website you go to. You know a Sir Gay Ho is near whenever you hear the Pokemon theme Song. In fact it knows all of them by heart. During the day the Sir Gay Ho hibernates so that it may pester you once again at night.

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.