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herbity berbity

Herbity Berbity is a phrase used to annoy teachers in school and parents at home. It means nothing but you have to say it in a constipated voice and quickily. It is used to act like you have trets. Can also be changed into the form Herbity Berbin, Herbindy Berbity, Herbinmiester, Herbinator Berbinator, or other forms made up by any one. Can be combined to form complex herbity berbs or left singular for the casual herbity gooch. If you really want to get fancy adding gooch in there will cause the bitches to line up at your door.
Teacher: "After you simplify-"
Student: "Herbity Berbity!"

"Hey bro how was the herbinmeister berbity herbity berbin last night?"
"It was the casual herbity berb herbinator."
herbity berbity by Lil' Biggums September 2, 2012
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Herpty Derpty 

That one guy that you always get stuck with when playing Halo. Kinda like a more retarded humpty dumpty.
We would have won that last game if it wasn't for fuckin' herpty derpty.
The reason behind our need to adopt herd behavior. The hereditary trait of people to act as a flock of sheep.
The strange and sad thing with the public is that they can be very easily manipulated or/and misguided. They can follow any charlatan-politician-leader-celebrity as long as he/she seems powerful or eloquent enough. I guess it is our own inert "herdity" to blame for this.
Herdity by JPSergeant August 6, 2012

Herpily Erpilys 

When you have Herpes. Basically, a way to deliver bad news in a light-hearted and humurous ways.
I went to the doctor and he told me that I have a bad case of the Herpily Erpilys because of too much sex.

Genital Herpititus Aids 

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.
Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

Herpety Derp 

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation
Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp
When your having a shocker and hit out with something truly retarded due to you being incredibly hurt.
check him out, he is having a Herity
herity by Alfies Boys January 16, 2021