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harperism 

harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun

1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.

2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.

3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.

derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}
harperism by tkkn April 1, 2011

Harperized 

The state of intoxication that can only come from having the legendary Ocean County Titos connoisseur as your bartender.
Man, you look like you drank way too much last night!
Yep, I was trying to be responsible but then I got Harperized.

Herpenis 

A tranny with herpes
Bob: Some herpenis bitch wanted to fuck me..
Mike: Ewwwwwww
Herpenis by LolwordsUD November 21, 2010

Herpetize 

The eruption of herpes simplex on one’s lip due to picking a pimple, or plucking a hair that is located too closely to said lip.
Karen, don’t mess with that zit on your lip. It will herpetize.
Herpetize by Dr. Suz December 30, 2018

Harpersexual 

Someone who gets turned on by the robotic, passionless monotone of Stephen Harper, Conservative Prime Minister of Canada.
Mom, dad, I have something to tell you...I am harpersexual.
Harpersexual by chickenlovr October 24, 2010

Herprise 

(v) The act of surprising someone with the gift of hHerpes ;
(n) The Herpes someone has given you as a surprise

Herpes + Surprise
X: That girl looks so happy with that scumbag!
Y: She'll be even happier when she gets her herprise!
Herprise by LaQuinta99 October 22, 2009