What curese Hernias?

This is very important to me, Not to long ago I had a Hernia operation. I experience the worst time in my life.I was operated onec before for Diverticulosis and thats where they slic me agin. in the same spot? Anyway my conformation is what forms into a hernia,why,do I eat the whrong foods!

What curese Hernias?

What curese Hernias? by Worried? August 17, 2009

What curese Hernias?

This is very important to me, Not to long ago I had a Hernia operation. I experience the worst time in my life.I was operated onec before for Diverticulosis and thats where they slic me agin. in the same spot? Anyway my conformation is what forms into a hernia,why,do I eat the whrong foods!

What curese Hernias?

What curese Hernias? by Worried? August 17, 2009

mental hernia 

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.

First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."

mental hernia by michiganmayday April 18, 2010

Sports Hernia 

Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.

Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.

The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.

If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!

Sports Hernia by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009

Herniac Arrest 

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

Herniac Arrest by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Hernia 

A protrusion of the intestines and other abdominal organs out of the abdominal cavity and under the skin. Typically can be repaired by pushing the organs back into the abdomen and placing a teflon grid over the area under the skin to prevent recurrance. Typically occurs in males.

The doctor made me turn my head and cough to test for a hernia.

Hernia by MedicalStudent October 10, 2005

Hernia Hand Puppet 

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

Hernia Hand Puppet by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010