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Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.
The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.
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Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.
“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”

Hermadunk 

To forcibly introduce a change-adverse individual to something new. Similar to dunking a hermit crab in its food and water bowls when introducing it to a new cage.

The process is usually performed for the benefit of the person being hermadunked, but against their will.
“Hey Carolyn thinks that crutons and brocoli have flavor, lets drag her to an indian place and hermadunk her till she learns what flavor is.”

“God damn it, I’ve told you about sushi 30 times, prepare to be hermadunked!”
Hermadunk by 4F February 22, 2019

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Luke Hemmings 

An Australian blond God. Born July 16th 1996, Lead vocals & guitarist to ban 5 Seconds Of Summer or 5SOS. This boy is truly Beautiful and no words can describe the love that I feel for him. Facts about Luke Hemmings:
-His favourite animal is a Penguin. Because let's face it they are awesome.
-His favourite TV Show is 'How I Met Your Mother'
-He has 2 brothers
-He has a dog called Molly
-He likes cheese and ham
-His most recent Ex is Aleisha McDonald
-He is pure Australian
-His mother is a math teacher
-His favourite movie is AnchorMan
-His favourite Ice-cream flavour is Cookies & Cream
-His perfect idea of a date is going to the beach then going to Cold Rock after
-His favourite number is 7
-He plays the amazing guitar solo in 'Out Of My Limit'
-He always eats, he's constantly hungry. He basically lives in the kitchen.
-He won the 5SOS Pizza Hut ice-cream eating competition. He had 17 bowls.
-He's an uncle
-He said he would date a fan 2 years younger than him
-His best friend is Calum Hood, they have a bromance and their name is Cake.

So as you can see he is pretty amazing!
Randomer: Hey have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
You: What that amazing sexy Australian God?
Randomer: Yeah
You: Yes he is amazing, he is my future husband.
Randomer: Not if I get there first.

Hemmischmeared 

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.
I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.
Hemmischmeared by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015