| 1. | Herbavor | ||
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(1) An individual that is seemingly always under the strong influence of cannabis // marijuana.
*+ Often also exhibits the qualities of being tired, sleepy, seemingly nautious, hungry, and often 'stupid'. *+ The wrong kindof pothead. (2) An animal who eats only plants and vegitation. (1) Dude Tokin is such a herbavore. That guy's always stoned!
(2) The farm cow is a herbavore, it eats only grass and vegitation. |
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| 2. | veg head | ||
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a veg head is a vegetarian, i get called a veg head alot because i am an herbavore. but yes. veg head=vegetarian. so people call your vegetarian friends veg heads. haha tofu and boca are key food groups to veg heads
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| 3. | quish | ||
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Quish is a word that came to me in a dream. A QUISH is a LEAF EATING FISH. A school of QUISH is called a SQUISH. Fuck all these other moronic wanabee definitions for the word quish. Daddy, your quish ate my favorite leaf! DoiNGy blab putnam SQUISH~'%?
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| 4. | cornivore | ||
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n. a corn eating animal; any such animals that ingest corn. all the cows in that field have been unnaturally conditioned to be cornivores.
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| 5. | Grassalope | ||
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Refers to a person who is ideologically against eating meat, but does not enjoy the connotation associated with "vegetarian".
"Dude, you didn't touch your chicken, are you a vegetarian?"
" Vegetarians are scumbags, I am a majestic grassalope" |
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| 6. | Vegan Hater | ||
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One who chooses to degrade the choices and actions of those who sever their dependency on products that cause pain and suffering. The basis of the ridicule is usually stemming from: 1. Misinformation obtained through media and out-dated cultural traditions. 2. Just plain ignorance of the practices involved in bringing such products to the shelves. 3. Difficulty to comprehend the idea of rejecting what one was brought up to believe. Vegan Hater: " Vegan? Really? Why?"
Vegan: " Because I can live perfectly well without anything having to die for me" Vegan Hater: "But burgers and wings and bacon and stuff tastes good" Vegan: "I don't eat anything that doesn't taste good" Vegan Hater: "And what the hell is wrong with milk? Don't you need calcium?" Vegan: "well, milk does have calcium but the proteins in milk create higher acidity in the body, so to neutralize it,the body sucks calcium from the bones. It just cancels itself out." Vegan Hater: "But don't you need that protein, too?" Vegan: " There's plenty of protein and calcium in beans and greens." Vegan Hater: Animals kill other animals all the time. So, who cares if we do the same?" Vegan: "I do" |
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| 7. | urbavore | ||
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any city dwelling human who totally relies on the service industry of grocery, restaurant, corner market or fast food to eat. . . and would be totally lost and eventually die from either eating raw roadkill or shot for stealing food from someone else if the service industry were to fail. urbavores, though able to make meals, are unable to hunt, kill and clean any animal and most likely cannot grow their own vegetables or fruits properly, and would have died off even less than one hundred years ago. Chuck - I see you went to McDonalds, again, for dinner.
Steve - I got the Big Mac with fries this time. . . the quarter pounder can be so bad for you. Chuck - You are most definetely an urbavore. . . you're lucky it isnt 1859 or I'd shoot you in my garden. . . if a bear didn't eat you first. |
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