HAndroid 

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

hondroid

Plant worker at Honda Canada Manufacturing in Alliston, Ontario, Canada. You will recognize them by their identical white uniforms, lack of respect for common driving conventions, and bubble of inflated ego that surrounds most of them. They are often spotted in local bars trying to impress girls by telling them they work at Honda. This often works because most Alliston women are Whonda-Whores who will suck a guys dick if he's even drove past the Honda plant.

guy: That fucker just cut me off!!!

2nd guy: what do you expect. He's a Hondroid...

girl: I want to suck his dick!!! He's so amazing because he puts bolts in cars all day and makes 20 dollars an hour! I want to have his children!

hondroid by televox December 14, 2008

Hemdroid 

When someone plays with their Droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their ass

Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?

Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.

Hemdroid by douchebo baggins March 7, 2010

Hondroid

First coined in 1987 to describe a Honda Associate working in a Honda manufacturing plant, as a "Honda Android" given the nature of the repetitive, robotic like, workaholic, demanding jobs with long hours extending into the weekend, with no personal life. Combining the words gives "Hondroid." Not to be confused with recent Honda humanoid robotics such as Asimo.

noun > "Hondroids" work long hours at the plant and every weekend, but they get paid well.

Jake > "Chris has no time to do anthing cool on the weekend, he's a 'hondroid'"

Hondroid by Gabrielli May 1, 2008

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

Hemdroid 

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

Hemdroid by Steafan August 26, 2013

Hemdroid 

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".

Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!

Hemdroid by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014