A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.
My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!