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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
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Hemophobia 

The phobia of blood.
I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.
Hemophobia by Mar August 28, 2004

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.
His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.
hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

a made up school. used to imply rich people.
where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

Porphyric Hemophilia 

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

I mean, that says it all.

hemophilia

the instance when someone was born with an uncut penis because if circusision has acured the person would have died.
Richard: I have hemophilia
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid
hemophilia by lhrocks February 2, 2015