when a female is giving a blumpkin for so long the male gets a hemorrhoid and the female jaw locks once then jaw is unlocked the male then squirts the excess hemorrhoid juice on her face.
man last night suck me and my girlfriend lost track of time and got hemlocked
by weeee112344 September 25, 2011
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a leaf used for suicide
You eat it and it kills you
by shane bratcher February 17, 2004
a godly like plant. when combined with doodee and filament in a summoning tribute it can create an amazingly horrific monster that is both deadly and attractive. the plant of a scumbag. it can also be used to kill yourself at times of depression.
Wow John is so depressed, he should really take some Hemlock and kill himself.
by cornbread21321 March 17, 2007