brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

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Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

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Damn i just butt fucked that bitch and got a brown helmet

Brown Helmet by NIGGA December 6, 2002

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What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

Brown Helmet by Dani January 14, 2004

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She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet

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Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.

George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.

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