hello waiter

waiter reffering to a cool, hip and happening person. It is used in everyday conversation, and it multi using as it can be used in a restaurant

Hello Brian
Hello waiter

hello waiter by HotStuffDanby November 10, 2009

Hello, I am Under the Water 

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

Hello, I am Under the Water by amogusdripotion May 22, 2021

Hell Water 

The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.

Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.

Hell Water by bananasareyummyfuckme June 22, 2018

Hell's water fountain 

The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.

"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".

Hell's water fountain by Nickj22 March 11, 2023

water-hell 

same meaning as 'what the hell'

Lisa:john,you are so fat MAN!
John:WATER-HELL!

water-hell by darknessnite February 10, 2009

hellowater 

The coolest socially-oriented water known to man - an automatic ice-breaker, sure to get you a date. No words needed, just hand over the bottle.

hellowater? just what i wanted!

hellowater by rageagency February 16, 2019

people in hell want ice water 

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.

Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.

people in hell want ice water by giant-nutsack March 1, 2017