| 1. | oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo | ||
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The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns. Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!
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| 2. | Great Mayo Blaster | ||
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When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!! This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!
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| 3. | Hellmanns Best | ||
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A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis. Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.
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| 4. | z job | ||
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i heard its really good with a copper tube and mayonnaise.. kraft, hellmanns, home made all are good for z jobs
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| 5. | Ham | ||
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A condiment used on sammiches made for guys by their bitches. Hey bitch!, make me a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread. Use Hellmanns Mayonaise AND I DON'T WANT CRUST!
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