When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.
Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?
AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station
Ben: Damn that’s crazy
AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station
Ben: Damn that’s crazy
by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 25, 2020
When you lay in bed, and jerk off while facing up. Then you fly up in the air while spining around in the air and jerking off at the same time.
by NoChillPhil5 March 6, 2019
When a guy gets out of the shower and swings his cock around like a helicopter. Also seen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
*Boyfriend walks out of the shower*
*See's his girlfriend*
Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!
*Begins to helicockter*
*See's his girlfriend*
Boyfriend: I gotta surprise for you!
*Begins to helicockter*
by iVita April 16, 2012
The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
by thedyllpickle April 2, 2023
Helicockter/Helicocketring -A sexual act in which ones (soft'ish) penis is swung around in a helicopter-type motion (ie: helicockter)
by greasyeggman February 17, 2020