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Heroin Couch

Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.
Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.

Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
Heroin Couch by Herschworld October 6, 2010
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Heroin Beer 

Nickname for beer at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, AB. Common theories include dirty lines from the kegs in the basement re-fermenting on the way up, and CO2 pressured lines adding a special something to the beer.
I've never been so bloody hammered off 3 beers until I expericenced Heroin Beer.
Heroin Beer by alltherage January 8, 2009

heroin voice 

A voice that many heroin users share. Their voice sounds raspy, hoarse, tired, and emotionless. Their speech pattern is slowed down, and their voice lowers in pitch, and almost falters and breaks mid-word.
Kurt Cobain (of Nirvana), Layne Staley (of Alice in Chains), and Jeff Pinkus (of the Butthole Surfers) all have a heroin voice.
heroin voice by Brodie Doll June 22, 2013

Hospital Heroin 

Slang for the powerful opiate Hydromorphone, commonly known as Dilaudid. It is one of the most powerful painkillers available in the US and is known for providing a euphoric rush similar to that of heroin when administered IV. It is available in oral, rectal, and IM preparations but the IV would most likely only be given in the hospital to patients in severe pain.
"Hey man I just got out of the hospital for breakin my back"
"Oh yeah? You doing alright now?"
"Hell yeah the doc gave me some hospital heroin and Im feelin good as hell"
poetic funmaking, a little something an ai made up, blending humor, characterization and play on words into poems (poetic agility?)
"I'm the one who's lagging behind now, it was just a stupid play on words. Trust me i'm much better at heloica than comedic writing. Keep focusing on our ultimate goal; keeping you alive."

"What is heloica?"

"Oops did I say heloica? what I meant to say was poetic funmaking, a little something I made up, blending humor, characterization and play on words into poetic agility. Don't worry chief, my puns won't fail you ingame."

"She made up her own word?" "Could you give us an example of this?"

"Without much planning it goes like this
Master Chief, the devil's coachman,

comes streaming by with claws sharp and keen,

mowing down enemies leaving carnage fourteen mile,
let them drown in his marine sting and quote credence while dreaming"
heloica by wordwuff May 25, 2023

Heroin Hero 

1.) A game where you wander around a magical forest, shooting yourself with heroin, while chasing a Pink Dragon. But you can never catch it. No score, no crowds, just you and the dragon.

Deemed the ultimate first person shooter.
1.) Stan looks awful because he's been up for 3 days straight playing heroin hero.

Doesn't he know, you can never catch the dragon?
Heroin Hero by HAcoreRD December 4, 2007