heideled 

The act of being pussy-whipped by your girlfriend. Having no balls.

Hey did you hear about Chris? He's so heideled these days with the new girlfriend.

heideled by kahunaben August 18, 2010

heiseled 

(v). Having one's veneer of triumph pulled out from under them via the presentation of info leading one to realize that their recent discovery is in fact old news.

Yasha: Look eveyone, I found a video of a great wedding fight.

John: Great. Even better last week when the rest of the world saw it.

Yasha: Zoinks! I just got heiseled!

heiseled by alex shifrin August 21, 2007