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a complete loser who acts like a woman
by ben March 13, 2004
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to be a pussy, cowardly or parthetic
yo man you are such a heff at the moment
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Hawght...Not! JK. Hurts himself a lot! Really likes girls! Says hot is physical, beautiful is looks! Has brown hair and dark eyes! Wears American Eagle. Has an awesome necklas. Plays Soccer and Basketball! Has one best friend named Tay. "Thats straighter than I am, Oh wait." That was a quote if you hadn't noticed. Tall, athletic, FUNNY, likes to check out girls A LOT. Major Flirt. NOT A PERV.
don ask me that question, i won't answer you Heff .
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A heff is a sigh but also comes with more meaning, it is another way of saying I don't care/ most mean words, you can say it under your breath or out loud to someone they most likely might not know but its a good way of saying it to a disliked one.

Mean words/maybegood

1.(of course) I don't care
2. Fine
3.I'm realeved
4. Leave me alone

5. Stop
Boss : " I told you to clean out the cash register! "
Woman : " heff!, I'll do it later" *smerks*
Boos : " well, alright then but this is your last warning!"
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