heen

An apparently pleasant stranger from whom one slowly discovers one cannot politely disengage; a hanger-on.

Oh my god don't EVER talk to Jake's dad, he's a TOTAL heen.

by Tony1953 November 16, 2006

Heen

Situation, Instance, Moment or Item that is awesome.

When we were little we used to sniff the baby sitters underwear, it was pretty Heen!

by Ken Rawley May 17, 2011

Heen

Short for the word Heenus meaning: Unworthy of appreciation, bad, not done well.

My eyebrows are so heen today 😂
Or
The way you’ve written this letter is so heen.

by Starbbyxo September 7, 2018

heen

Used to describe one's dissatisfaction with a situation. Missing a shot which costs you a game, losing a key structure, stubbing your toe.

Bill stubbed his toe. 'Heeee-ee-eeen!'

Yeah, the assholes destroyed my command center within like 3 minutes. I was like, 'heen...'

by DrunkenFerre February 20, 2005

heen

Slang term for vagina. Short for the term vaheen, the full slang term for vagina.

That bitch has a rank heen.

by TyGuy420 March 4, 2008

Richard Heene

The "alleged" perpetrator of the "balloon boy" hoax.

Richard Heene would probably sell one of his children into slavery to get on television.

by c.s. lewis sr. October 22, 2009

Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 17, 2009