MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY 

A term used to describe an obviously Photoshopped or otherwise altered picture. It was coined by the journalfen.net user shinigami_co, and is still in rampant use. It appears to a permanent fixture in the Internet's vocabulary.

"Geez, this picture of a she-male Hilary Duff is so obviously of MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY calibur."

MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005

my hed is pastede on, yay! 

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

my hed is pastede on, yay! by Megan September 4, 2004

HE'D BE ON HE SAID 

WHEN UR FRIEND SAYS HES GETTING ON BUT DOESN'T

FRIEND: ILL BE ON AROUND 8PM. PROCEEDS TO NEVER GET ON THEN TO TEXT HE'D BE ON HE SAID TO THE GROUP CHAT.

HE'D BE ON HE SAID by WACKYJK33 June 21, 2022

Cunnilingus Hedonist 

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.

1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.

Cunnilingus Hedonist by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

he don't miss 

When someone be spittin some straight fax.

Man 1: -fax-
Man 2: HE DON'T MISS

he don't miss by PrinceCuckold February 28, 2020

Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.

My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.

Hedonistic by zazz June 28, 2012

Hedonism

The act of doing everything that is pleasurable to yourself. Also the avoidance of pain.

Hedonism is commonly practiced by the heads of large media corperations.

Hedonism by Host3ntropy June 25, 2005