Any of the hordes of rednecks, rubes, and other undesirables that infest the rural areas of the country. It is a combination of the words "hick" and "dickhole." Essentially, it refers to a younger hick who has done or is about to do something to piss you off (i.e. swerve into your lane while reaching for a beer, spit tobacco juice on your lawn, blare 80's rock on a shitty boombox outdoors at 8am on Sunday while washing his Firebird, etc).
I went to McDonald's and had to wait in line behind some fatass hickhole ordering dinner for his entire extended family, and he kept changing the order because of his stunted, crystal meth-addled brain.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!