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heathman 

usually a very short male. typically blonde and popular with girls. a heathman is generally very creative and loyal to his friends. he has a small circle of close friends and a wider range or hundreds of friends. everyone loves a heathman so people try to be their friends.
someone who has a heathman as a friend is very lucky and should do all they can to keep them.
usually has a small penis.
1) Wow! That kid is so fit! He's such a heathman!
2) Haha, that guy has such a small willy.. what a heathman.
heathman by bigman20100292 April 15, 2010
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amazing super hero that despite the name, is actually a female
"wow Heath Man, You're amazing!"
"Man isn't used in the literal sense, 'he' is actually a 'she'."
Heath Man by veesa M**** May 10, 2005
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heathanin 

a unique name who can also go by the names heath or ethan. It’s similar to the the word “Hethen” yet written in a much better manner n those w this name shouldn’t feel weird for not having a significant definition of their name!
person 1: “ Well yea, my name’s Heathanin!”
person 2: “that’s such a cool name
heathanin by imetxyy February 24, 2023

Heathandjorndoinganal

Heathandjorndoinganal Means I love cock in my asss and having rough wiener fart sex in the ass hole while intoxicated from eating to many green beans with chili
Hey wanna go Heathandjorndoinganal

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026