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Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Squat head 

A korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. Many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, for random various child labor/pornography and what not things, use your imamgination.
I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.
Squat head by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Squid Head 

(1.) Those scene girls big trendy haircuts with a giant poof on top of there head.

(2.) Extremely teased hair.

*NOTE: You may add a hyphen in between the words making it Squid-Head.
Dale: Say Joe is that what Urban Dictionary the most coolest site in the world defines as a Squid Head???

Joe:By George it is what do you know i bet she will be balding by the age of 5

*Men go back to drinking there Tea*
Squid Head by MiggytheRin April 2, 2010

Squat head 

A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.
I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.
Squat head by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

choking a squid head 

(verb) 1. To strangle an alien, specifically of cephalopoid morphology. 2. To choke an alien while wearing mechanically enhanced combat armor. 3. To give a series of handjobs in a relatively short amount of time. 4.
John's such a badass marine, I wouldn't be surprised to see him choking a squid head or two when we get to Mars.
You can usually find Cheryl choking a squid head in the apartment around the block.
choking a squid head by Mister Crim September 14, 2011

Square head 

man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.
Square head by Xenno June 12, 2018