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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Haynesworth 

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.
After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.
Haynesworth by Moo-Money December 8, 2010

park hangs 

Older mother attempting to make her mundane activities of day to day life (ie going to the park), seem hip and relavent.
Hey Deborah, hopping in the mini van to take the kids for some park hangs.
park hangs by Deborah1980 June 9, 2016
a hmong idiot. thinking they are hood.
hmong person: im a hangsta for life!

random person: your a fucking poser, fakeass gangster.
hangsta by yo momma122 September 26, 2008

haynes bridge middle school 

A bitchy ass place also known as the shit hole. Many people fail due to the amount of work given. After school activities are actually fun but actually learning is not.
Do you seriously go to Haynes Bridge Middle School?

Haynesville 

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
Haynesville by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016