Haynesworth

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

by Moo-Money December 7, 2010

haynesworth

to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head

Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!

by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 3, 2006