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1.
The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.
After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.
by Moo-Money December 07, 2010
 
2.
to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head
Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!
by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 03, 2006