hayibo 

South African slang interjection indicating disbelief, moral disgust, surprise. As in 'I don't believe what I am seeing.'

The stress falls on the first syllable, the /yi/ is a diphthong and the /o/ is pronounced as in "order"

Julius Malema and Helen Zille are at each others' throats yet again? Hayibo!

hayibo by Polly Glot December 9, 2010

Hayibo 

A word the Africans use if something is shocking, bad, or even scary.

HAYIBO, why did you do that!!!

Hayibo by Third Persons February 4, 2021

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haibo 

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.

Haribol! and pass the potatoes.

Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007