used to describe a person that would have made a better cleanex stain than they do a human
Dave Roberts is so completly useless he realy should have been a wank
by grandmasterbob September 22, 2009
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I opened my eyes, and there was a ghost. I started panicking. My eyes suddenly opened up once again; I sat up straight, "It must have been a dream."
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Ibby: do you even know a Sarah?

Melenia: nope!!

Ibby: so the beans have been split!
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Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.
Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."
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Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.
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a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2004
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the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
by Alistair Murray September 8, 2008
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