the ben hausle quartet 

The four things that define hot guys that you're thinking about dating, (Ben Hausle is a archetype of this)

-Taken
-Fuck boy
-A smoke ( really hot)
-Douche bag

I could never date that guy, he has the ben Hausle quartet

the ben hausle quartet by Emanon Noname March 23, 2017

hansler 

1. refusing to comply, agree, or give in; obstinate
2. difficult to handle, treat, or overcome
3. persistent and dogged: a stubborn crusade

My dad was as hansler as a mule.

hansler by Barry DeBeers November 18, 2010

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them

Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.

Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Total hassle 

A hassle so complete in its totality or so total in its completeness that it is likely hard to equal. For example: The gates of Hell have been reopened or you have run out of milk on a Sunday evening.

Dr. Rick Dagless: I re-closed the gates of Hell as soon as I could, but Darkplace has never been the same since. And with Larry back, it feels like the gates could reopen any second, and that's the last thing I need.

Dr Lucien Sanchez: You're overworked as it is.

Dr. Rick Dagless: Tell me about it. It'll be a total hassle.

Total hassle by Crispin Cheesey August 7, 2011

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003