Haslet 

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.

Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.

Haslet by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006

Haslet 

The best meat in the world

hmm, i love my haslet

Haslet by Chris Rowe September 27, 2004

Haslet 

(Noun): British South Coast derogatory term for a female human being that is considered ugly and has little or no morals.

The term originates from likening a girl to the meat product "haslet", which is a pork based meat loaf made from reconstituted pork remains.

To say "she's haslett" also refers to the term "she's had it" but has connotations that she is no more than a product of a pig.

Bruv don't be goin near that dutty girl she's haslet mate!

Haslet by kushti October 18, 2010

Haslet Texas 

Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.

Your a girl who chews tobacco ? You must be from Haslet Texas.

Haslet Texas by Rusty rom August 24, 2016

hasset

Hasset is a kind, lovable and cute girl. She is a great friend and knows how to make people laugh. She is the girl that will have your back and support you. She is not only a great riend but a great girlfriend and Is a real dime. After one glance of her you instantly fall in love with her cute smile and curly hair.

I love Hasset

hasset by anonymous September 24, 2018

Hazleton Hot Pocket 

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

Hazleton Hot Pocket by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

hasret 

A very beautiful and Cute Girl. She is the best and She is the cutest girl

Hi what's your hobby?

Beeing cute af

Oh so your Name is hasret right?

Yes

hasret by Menni January 3, 2017