Derived from hate, battery.
Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.
You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.
by fauxnature July 1, 2008
by Juice November 10, 2004
Tin Hattery is a phrase used to describe a ludicrous media induced panic that gullible fools take to heart. The term originated with morons wearing tin foil hats to protect their brain waves from CIA mind probes or some other such nonsense. A well known example of this phenomena can be found in the movie "Signs".
1: "Fucking bird flue...It's all a bunch of tin hattery if you ask me."
2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.
by Sheriff Dom. December 13, 2005
We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.
by Swanika June 1, 2017