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hateurbate by the hateurbater March 1, 2010
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Hateurbate
Hateurbate by Coch0026 May 25, 2014
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hateurbate • haterbate • hatebate • Haterbation • Hasteurbating • hasturbate • Haterater • hatervate • hatesturbate • hater-base
Haterbation
1) The puritanical act of hating for personal self-pleasure
2) The self-righteous hating of others for personal pleasure, typified by overly judgmental attitudes concerning the actions and activities of others.
2) The self-righteous hating of others for personal pleasure, typified by overly judgmental attitudes concerning the actions and activities of others.
Haterbation by Indian IT Guy March 15, 2010
haterbate
(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
hasturbate
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016
hatebate
To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
hatesturbate
Dude, that Tila Tequila is one nasty, anti-semitic piece of trash but I will definitely hatesturbate to her porn later.
hatesturbate by Prestige Johnson January 24, 2014
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