| 1. | You are an Idiot | ||
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Idiot: Nuh Uhh!! Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh! |
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| 2. | She be draggin | ||
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" She/He be draggin" is an emerging term gradually spreading across coffee shops and books stores in the southeast united states. It is a term used when indirectly referring to someone of less that average intelligence but has a remarkably beautiful body. This term originates from observing well hung horse drag his penis across the ground with a stupid pleased look then to his dismay drag it through an antnest. A beautiful Asian girl tries to exit the store with push doors by pulling then walking up to the counter to complain. " Look, okay, I find it crap, okay, to like lock your customers in without telling them, okay?"
Person A: Whats wrong with her? Person B: She be draggin with her $400 purse. |
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| 3. | Beautiful Mind | ||
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(v) To Beautiful Mind. Getting awful results that don't make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible. Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded. EXAMPLE ONE
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report? Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers. EXAMPLE TWO When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds. |
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| 4. | Idiot eyes | ||
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Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness. "My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes." |
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| 5. | beautifulness | ||
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Someone that is extremely beautiful! My God That Girl Is Full Of Beautifulness
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| 6. | potsie | ||
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A usually harmless, well-meaning fool or idiot who bumbles through life unaware of how embarassingly ridiculous he or she is.
1)He was such a potsie at the meeting.2)We would have succeeded if the department wasn't managed by a bunch of feckless potsies.3)How can someone so intelligent and beautiful fall for such a potsie? 4)I'm sorry I am late, but I was stuck behind a potsie on the way in.
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| 7. | brunette | ||
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A hair color, common in most areas of the word. The second most common hair color, next to black. It is characterized by higher levels of dark pigment eumelanin and lower levels of the pale pigment phaeomelanin.
Most of the other defintions for "brunette" is full of bullshit. Brown hair isn't any more attractive than blonde hair or redhair, and to judge someone by physical appearance is shallow and idiotic. There are beautiful, elegant blondes (Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron), and beautiful, elegant brunettes (Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones). And of course there are redheads, which can be equally as stunning. Oh, and by the way, most of the stupid bimbo blondes you see have either bleached their hair, assuming that guys think it's "cute", or have succumbed to peer pressure and decided, "Well, I guess I'll just act stupid because everyone already thinks that I am." Idiot: Oh, she's a brunette, she must be really smart, but boring.
Intelligent Person: You dumbass. Hair color has nothing to do with personality or intelligence, you piece of shit. |
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