hateopotamus 

An obese person who propagates hatred towards any and all things.

Who let tha Hateopotamus out of the zoo? ; Someone better put that Hateopotamus on a leash.

hateopotamus by the.shine. May 23, 2010

Hackopotamus 

A creature who refuses to improve an existing skill set.

Did you see that guy's work? What a hackopotamus!

Hackopotamus by ChrisN_PGH March 5, 2011

Hotopotamus 

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

Hotopotamus by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

Hottopotamus 

A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.

I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.

Hottopotamus by Phyregod August 13, 2009