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To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
by jagnutz August 08, 2009
When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.
Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.
by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 07, 2012
Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.
God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.
by NotMyRealNameDerp December 03, 2010