hat-on-foot retarded 

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

hat-on-foot retarded by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

Hat on a Goat 

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.

John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...

Hat on a Goat by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.

When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.

Hat on a crab by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023

hat on a sunny day 

a blowjob from a very beautiful girl

‘hey baby can i get a hat on a sunny day?’

hat on a sunny day by big_donkey October 24, 2020

hat on brocoli kid 

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

hat on brocoli kid by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

Putting a hat on a hat 

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

Putting a hat on a hat by A1988 October 19, 2020

Bull with a hat on 

A really big beef burger.

"Hey I got a really big burger"

"Thats not a burger, thats a bull with a hat on!'

Bull with a hat on by joeyg479 January 27, 2009